to-eclipsabrittneykellyjeremyetc:
canon: gives no information on a character except for a name and sparse backstory
me: mine now
Couples that tolerate each other’s endless endless rambling are a powerful and beautiful force for good
me, excitedly: so by Le Chatelier’s principle, no reaction ever truly ‘stops,’ it just reaches a point where it proceeds in both directions at the same rate for a net change of zero, which
my gf, knowing she’ll get to talk about glass-blowing techniques next: mhm, I see, interesting
be sure to pee before, during, and after sex
wait thats not
dont fucking
dont fuckingread
thats not what i
thats not what i meant dont fucking read this